SimonWaldman.net

I’ve never met him. If people I know hadn’t told me he was real, I’d think his blog was a parody and the man a myth.

I’m loving the diet , the car, the scooter, the treadmill (”We’re gonna attach one our old 24″ Dell 2405 monitors to this thing and put a keyboard and trackball on it so I can watch Law & Order, do email, and surf the web while getting not-fat.”), and the home phone system (”We need around eight phones.. I’m a fan of just using my cell phone an skype, but we need to be able to have folks buzz from the front gate”).

Late night ITV2 if ever I saw it..